A couple of babies. One takes after the other. Click Here
A Bird for Christmas (Click on the reel)
A woman is lucky to be alive after getting hit by lightning. Click here for the video.
A Doggie Prayer
'Dear Lord: Thank you for bringing me to Timmy's house and not to Michael Vick's -- AMEN!'
Red Neck Rock Climbing 1 Red Neck Rock Climbing 2 Let's drive up some sand
A US Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!’
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
What happens when you talk about the right story while the wrong video plays? Watch it!
Were you cool in high school? Click on The Fonz and see if you still are!
For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issueswe could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering thecups...
Click the pic for a bit of Redneck flair.
Click this reel for boat hilarity!
Wonderful World Check out this guy doing his own version of the song Click the film reel for the video.
Email from a listener: Guys - I was going through a bunch of old stuff in my basement, and ranacross my old baseball cards - and go figure, I find a Barry Bonds rookie card, mint condition. I have no interest in keeping these cards, and I really think that at some point in the future Bonds will be exonerated of all steroid charges and will go in to the Hall of Fame distinguished as the best of all time. If you or anybody you know collects baseball cards and has an interest in buying this card, let me know ASAP. I'm giving it 2 weeks and then taking it to a local shop and taking what I can get for it. I've included a scanned copy of the card to show it's condition - as you'll see it is in MINT condition.
A creative plumber...
This says it all...
Check out this kid doing an impression of the President.
Boater's worst nightmare
65' - Custom built motor yacht complete with staterooms, a state of the art galley, G.P.S. System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc. . . . . $2.5 million
Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream, and music dockside for the excited "soon to be owners" and a small group of friends . . . . .$500.00
Two corporate representatives, crane and rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle $2,500 / hour
Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate representatives just prior to "inking" the final paperwork . . . . (Don't miss the guy in the stern.)
PRICELESS!
Jay Leno's favorite interviews... Click the reel to watch.
A couple of villages lost their idiots. Check them out here:
Your House as seen by... yourself
your buyer
your lender
your appraiser
your tax assessor
Tired of all those fwds? So is this guy. Click on him to hear his speech.
I did what you told me... I sent the email to 10 people like you said. I'm still waiting for that miracle happen...
Find out why this anchor is laughing. Click here or on the picture.
Check out Will Ferrell's latest project. WARNING!! This clip contains adult language.
The 3 stages of a man's life: Single
Married
Divorced
I have FIXED my computer. (Don't scroll down until after you've read the paragraph.)
FINALLY, after going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of otherproblems... I have fixed my computer... and NOW it works exactly the wayIwant it to! Now see picture below.
The Supermarket: The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn, and in the fresh fruits, the scent of watermelon floats on the air.
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